le bateau de l'échec :(

guyyyys, I just quasi-failboated my easiest final. /o\ "Où se trouve Londrès?" she asked, and of course one finds London en Angleterre, where else would one find London, but I thought she was saying "Où se trouve l'ondre?", and do you know what "ondre" means? Actually nothing, but I thought it was a verb I had forgotten. It turns out "oindre" means "to anoint," though. On oint à l'église ! Revenez, madame ! Je ne vais pas failboater cette fois !

At least I did really well on the other FOUR QUESTIONS :( Mon frère est très sportif, you want to hear about that? You want to hear about all the sports il aime? So many sports mon frère aime. So many.

(itt: correct my terrible french)